Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Are.. You Serious?

Adrien Theaux seems to think he's the bee's knees.

Little does he know bees don't have ACLs so maybe he should act like an adult.  France sucks.

Ask Marco Sullivan whether or not that's a good idea.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Noram Video Update

Look... I'm a forgiving man.  But the first rule of shooting ski racing video is you ALWAYS KEEP IT ON FOR CRASHES!

Coach... are you kitten me?  So much potential once said athlete hits the red gate.

PS.  Dude how do you let that happen to you?  C'mon man.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Nor-Am Carnage

This gentleman looks like a goalie, outstretched to make a powerful save.

Really, the shadow in this picture is the most impressive part.
But I must know more... this seems like a picture that could be in an epic sequence.  How does one get in this situation?  I MUST KNOW!

And the leading contestant for longest "snow fart" of 2012-2013!
Ooh.. the snow is looking pretty sparse beyond that netting...
Take it from me kids, stick to USSA racing.  You'll live longer.

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Weekend Round Up

This guy has about as much luck as a stormtrooper riding a speeder bike next to Luke and Leia on Endor in Return of the Jedi.

Too much?  Not enough?

Sometimes you gotta do it like Bernie.

Hopefully some Ewoks will get you out of there, big cat.
Nothing like flossing with B-Net

Tina Maze doing too much.
You GOTTA do less than that.

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Wheelbarrow Race!

You got this one in the bag dude.  It's your partner that needs help.

The uphill handstand course inspection.  Very rare these days.
--Courtesy of Lukas Sendlhofer

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Imagination Special!

Alright.  When I see this picture, I don't even look at the lower body.

You gotta do more than that.
For whatever reason, I just see the determination and concentration on this clown's face.  Look at how intensely he's focusing on the area two feet in front of his eyes.  Look at that precise hand movement.  It almost looks like he's... picking the lock of an invisible safe!  With a glove and pole guard on, for safety.

Oh PS might want to get that disparity between the Dodge boots and your bindings checked out before much more of the season goes by.

Monday, November 19, 2012

It's Back...

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another year of Tokyo Drift:  The Fast and the Furious, aka How to Ski Slalom like an Ace!

This year I'll get you started with a little Levi action.  Looks like Gabby Rivas decided to hit square (THPS4, ps2) and try to ollie over that blue gate... to little avail.  That's not how you're gonna get that bib number lower, big guy.

Gabby Rivas Riding Dirty