![]() |
I would have added bonus points for camo but still a solid showing. |
PS... I have a GOLD mine coming up so stay tuned.
A compilation of all the worst parts of ski racing. Please submit photos and videos to slalomtokyodrift@gmail.com
![]() |
Mmmm, arc city mayor, #jeah #canwegetmarriedatthemall |
![]() |
So THAT'S why you tune. |
![]() |
I heard Tanner Hall is making a comeback... |
![]() |
BUT HE'S GOT NOTHING ON ME!!! |
![]() |
Tony Hawk's Underground wallride, right there.
|
![]() |
Bode coulda pulled it off. |
![]() |
Hey Peter, if you need the number of a good dentist let me know. |
![]() |
Oh... and that's just NOT what you look for. |
![]() |
Bro your binding is popped. It's popped. You can't get into your skis when your binding is popped. |
![]() |
This is NOT what I signed up for! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! |
![]() |
"Omg I'm so Arc City right now #knifing #shredding #hometownhero #sugarloaf" |
![]() |
That's why you don't put weight on your inside ski, I guess. |
![]() |
Oh well. At least my teammate is sure to learn from my mistake. |
![]() |
Oh... |
![]() |
Wait... |
![]() |
And I guess that's why you listen to the course report. |
![]() |
Quit trying to swim up the mountain, MISSY FRANKLIN. MICHAEL PHELPS. LOCHTE. |
![]() |
Ew, gross. |
![]() |
Hello? Guest services? Yes? This is Robin Overing. Yes, would you please connect me to lost and found? ... I seem to have misplaced my outside ski. Yes, I think I've lost it. |
![]() |
"OMG my run is going so well! I'm totally gonna make flip from bib 51!" |
![]() |
"Hm I guess THAT'S why you do squats in the off-season." |
![]() |
"I hope that was just a fart and nothing solid..." |
![]() |
"Um... is it time to rip off an inside ski turn?" |
![]() |
"Oh... no. It is not that time. It's not that time at all." |
![]() |
"Probably not making flip anymore. Probably not. Nope." |
![]() |
Where am I? |
![]() |
![]() |
"How'd our Nordies do this weekend?" "Ahh... they all hiked." #Shpalljoke |
![]() |
"Well, at least hockey is back." |
![]() |
Are you sure there's any gas? |
![]() |
In that lawnmower? |
![]() |
True story... this was my bib buddy today. You gotta do better than that, bib buddy. |
![]() |
Yeah bro I heard water skiiers drop skis all the time. How's standing on one foot, flamingo boy. |
![]() |
And Jenny Finch, elite softball pitcher, winds up to bring the underhanded HEAT! |
![]() |
I'm really puzzled by this. Did an arm come off? I think I see a head, an arm, and another arm, but definitely only one foot. What is going on here? |
![]() |
Get worked squad on deck. |
![]() |
I don't have video but I'm kind of thinking this was just a real slow speed endeavor. |
![]() |
Oh.. that blue gate is almost here. |
![]() |
Oh yeah that blue gate is definitely still almost here. |
![]() |
Yes, I think I'm at the blue gate now. Yes, I'm at the blue gate. |
![]() |
Why... is that a ROCK SCRATCH on the back outside edge of this ski? Egregious! |
![]() |
The world famous caddy lines up a putt for his liege. |