Bro, Do You Even Lift?

This guy gets crumpled up like a beer can.  Maybe try working out?  Get outta here.

Look at the strong outside leg!

(Borat joke coming, hi 2006) .... NAHHHHHT!

Carving that inside ski RIGHT into the fence.

That'll leave a mark on the butt.  Ew.  Ew.  GROSS.

This is what a bad guy looks like when Spiderman wraps him up in web.

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Crashes to theamericanmob@gmail.com