Pinch City, USA

Hey, good luck trying to be Alexis PINCHerault!  Why don't you try to make that turn on PINCHtrest! Maybe if you have two quarters you can go down to the local pizza place and play the PINCHball machine!  I'm done.  I'm done.  Am I done?  I'm done.

"Yeah dude I was just nuking... way inside your line bro, way inside."

This is a no doubt turn... cuz you're about to get lit up, NO DOUBT!
Alternate caption:  This turn brought to you by Impact Testing!

RGIII looks at this guy and says, "Well HE'S having a rough day."

And the human, propelled only by SNOW FART, takes flight!

But what comes up must come down.

Should I take another run?  Should I take another run?

Nah... Nah...  Not today.

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