|This is NOT what I signed up for! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!|
|"Omg I'm so Arc City right now #knifing #shredding #hometownhero #sugarloaf"|
|That's why you don't put weight on your inside ski, I guess.|
|Oh well. At least my teammate is sure to learn from my mistake.|
|And I guess that's why you listen to the course report.|
|Quit trying to swim up the mountain, MISSY FRANKLIN. MICHAEL PHELPS. LOCHTE.|
|Hello? Guest services? Yes? This is Robin Overing. Yes, would you please connect me to lost and found?|
I seem to have misplaced my outside ski. Yes, I think I've lost it.
Real talk though, if you don't have Sugarloaf Guest Services, Sugarloaf Shuttle, and D'Ellie's phone numbers in your phone, you don't even deserve to have a FIS license.
You should probably have at least one Hunter Hero level on the Big Buck machine underneath Geghetto's.
Photo Credit for EISA races goes to Cory Ransom, as always: