Follow by Email

Saturday, January 26, 2013

#ThisOneTimeAtSugarloaf

Well... at least there is D'Ellie's at the bottom for you.

This is NOT what I signed up for!  PIZZA!  PIZZA!  PIZZA!
"Omg I'm so Arc City right now #knifing #shredding #hometownhero #sugarloaf"
That's why you don't put weight on your inside ski, I guess.
Oh well.  At least my teammate is sure to learn from my mistake.
Oh...
Wait...
And I guess that's why you listen to the course report.
Quit trying to swim up the mountain, MISSY FRANKLIN.  MICHAEL PHELPS.  LOCHTE.
Ew, gross.
Hello?  Guest services?  Yes?  This is Robin Overing.  Yes, would you please connect me to lost and found?
...
I seem to have misplaced my outside ski.  Yes, I think I've lost it.

Real talk though, if you don't have Sugarloaf Guest Services, Sugarloaf Shuttle, and D'Ellie's phone numbers in your phone, you don't even deserve to have a FIS license.

You should probably have at least one Hunter Hero level on the Big Buck machine underneath Geghetto's.

Photo Credit for EISA races goes to Cory Ransom, as always:
www.coryransom.smugmug.com

No comments:

Post a Comment