|Okay, he's down 3 seconds at the split, but that's fine... he's a slalom skier at heart. Let it be.|
Brief sidenote, I LOVE blogging the first screenshot+caption combo. Right before the drama begins. It's always brightest right before they turn off the lights, or something. I'm kind of a sicko.
|My owners taught me better than to poop and then clean my butt with the carpet.|
I'm a dog.
|*Insert Harlem Shake Drop*|
Video + tummysliding after the jump:
|This ski gets more airtime than punts in Denver.|
|FLIP IT OVER! He misses the first set of B-net by feet..|
|Misses the second set of B-net by INCHES... but what's that on the right?|
|Misses the finish by METERS! Centimeters? Kilometers? I don't know, I don't really metric that much.|
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