Some people just can't perform under pressure, I guess.
Dominique Gisin.getworked.blogspot.tumblr.com
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"Dad! Dad! Did you see me? I'm winning the top split! I'm winning the top split!" |
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Umm... |
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Speaking of... I'll take a banana to go with that SPLIT. |
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Well, I hope her mom didn't want any grandchildren. |
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Low visibility. High speed. Death imminent. |
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Make sure you get that arugula out of your teeth. When you're flossing. With the net. |
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Some pretty incredible airtime with those skis right now. But you might want to grab them. |
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Scorpion Queen |
What's that? You want another angle? Done. Done.
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Yeah, I'll take a PIZZA to go with that SPLIT. |
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This honestly looks like performance art now. What moves! |
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This honestly looks like she is just a person taking a dog on a walk the way she's looking at that ski. COME BACK. COME BACK. BAD SKI. |
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Her neck probably feels pretty good. And how are her eyes? I can see her goggles. They are being worn by an invisible, eight foot tall man. |
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Fuck it, let's do some pushups. |
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