|"Dad! Dad! Did you see me? I'm winning the top split! I'm winning the top split!"|
|Speaking of... I'll take a banana to go with that SPLIT.|
|Well, I hope her mom didn't want any grandchildren.|
|Low visibility. High speed. Death imminent.|
|Make sure you get that arugula out of your teeth. When you're flossing. With the net.|
|Some pretty incredible airtime with those skis right now. But you might want to grab them.|
What's that? You want another angle? Done. Done.
|Yeah, I'll take a PIZZA to go with that SPLIT.|
|This honestly looks like performance art now. What moves!|
|This honestly looks like she is just a person taking a dog on a walk the way she's looking at that ski.|
COME BACK. COME BACK. BAD SKI.
|Her neck probably feels pretty good. And how are her eyes? I can see her goggles. They are being worn by an invisible, eight foot tall man.|
|Fuck it, let's do some pushups.|
Lots of good ones coming up LET'S GO!