Harry Potter

Just straddling every broom he gets his hands on.  This is no different here.  Lauren Salko said this better than I ever could have... "I didn't get DQ'd even though I clearly straddled in the midst of a disgrace of a slalom run."  You have brought your parents shame, Lauren.  Fortunately, this blog will absolve you of your sins.  Just ask Bobby Farrell.

Karma's a bitch, we know Blair Waldorf is.

Tuckerman's tomorrow with the boys!  Slalom Tokyo Drift, OUT.

theamericanmob@gmail.com with submissions.  New stuff coming soon.

-Ian