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Monday, April 1, 2013

Maisie Doesn't Crash Here

... April Fool's...

From Norams or Natties in Squahhh, Maisie "Jekyll and H" Ide takes a crash right before the finish.  Maisie "Blinds" Ide almost pulled it off but Sqqqqquuahahhhhhh isn't for everyone.  Excellent ski height here from Maisie "I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I r" Ide here.  That's a Bon Jovi joke.  Almost a pole valuting video.
Maisie living the arc life just like you read about.
Late?  Fuck it.  Tuck.  Finish line is so close you can taste it.
This carnage is less fair and more sudden than Sonny Corleone at the tollbooth.
That's an inside gate if ever I've seen one.  In this situation, Maisie is Coco Crisp, and the gate is James Shields.
#nailedit
See the violent and stunning conclusion after the jump!

Flatter than cookie dough after meeting the rolling pin.
Nothing like seeing the exact second the binding releases.  Pay attention now.
That ski is UP.
That ski is WAY up.
And... that ski just landed directly on her!  But Maisie "She's got a ticket to r" Ide informs me that she walked away safely.
Sorry for the horrible puns.  Video:

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