Jasmine Suter leans in, crashes, and it's utterly unremarkable. But you know what, bloggers gonna blog. So I'll do my best.
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| Arc city mayor putting up big margins in the second run... Like Gatsby, Jasmine had the green light on her mind. |
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| Unfortunately, the Austrian snow snake roams these slopes. |
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| Does she get it back together? Will Jasmine continue on her... magic carpet ride? |
Conclusion + link after the jump:
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| She will not. |
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| Lining up a shot with the old pool cue, I see. |
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| That's not where I left my ski! #notblessed #cursed |
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| Jasmine Suter, borne back ceaselessly into the past. She, like Gatsby before her, has lost the green light forever. |
Video:
You can't tell me I lied to you. An unremarkable crash, indeed. But #winteriscoming and I feel pretty good about the future.
Shots to theamericanmob@gmail.com
"She, like Gatsby before her, has lost the green light forever."
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