|I want to say you're pinching.. but you're not even pinching!|
|I'm just gonna need you to pull that right arm in and....|
|Noooo... nooo. Don't be a sidehugger.|
|Oh, so I guess we're doing this. You should have worn your armguards|
on the other side of your arm. Bruises on bruises.
|BOOM! That pole knows what's up. Getting out while the getting's good.|
|Foreste pointing up to the sky and cursing at the gods with her pole, I imagine.|
|But wait... there's a RED GATE in the way?|
|OOOOH kill em, OOOOOH kill em, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH|
Foreste is super chill so I'm glad she's okay. Future post on OOOOH KILL EM to come soon.
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