|Qualified professor teaching SKI 101: Intro to Arc City.|
|Kill or be killed. Nature versus nurture. Inside ski versus outside ski. Inside ski always wins.|
|Vanja starting her best corkscrew impression. Trying to get into a white wine, it looks like.|
|And I don't think anyone can be happy about this. Except chiropractors. And maybe undertakers. But let's give her the benefit of the doubt! As my friend Squirt always says...|
|Fin, noggin... dude. God I wish she were Finnish for this joke. But I can't just wait for a Finn to have a clear concussion, now can I. Finland is kind of terrible, btw.|
Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night. Slalom Toyko Drift loves each and every one of you differently but equally. Straight flexin. Crashes to email@example.com. Slalom Ace out.