Wednesday, December 25, 2013

All I Want For Christmas...

Is some whiplash and a big old crash.  Vanja Brodnik of Slovenia doing the damn thing.  Not to be confused with Matthew Broderick, who played Ferris Bueller and voiced Simba.  Common misconception.  But if this run were Lion King, this would be the part where Mufasa dies due to head trauma caused by catching an inside edge while being chased by a stampede of wildebeests.  You go Vanja, you go.

Qualified professor teaching SKI 101:  Intro to Arc City.
Kill or be killed.  Nature versus nurture.  Inside ski versus outside ski.   Inside ski always wins.
Vanja starting her best corkscrew impression.  Trying to get into a white wine, it looks like.
And I don't think anyone can be happy about this.  Except chiropractors.  And maybe undertakers.  But let's give her the benefit of the doubt!  As my friend Squirt always says...
Fin, noggin... dude.  God I wish she were Finnish for this joke.  But I can't just wait for a Finn to have a clear concussion, now can I.  Finland is kind of terrible, btw.

Merry Christmas to all!  And to all a good night.  Slalom Toyko Drift loves each and every one of you differently but equally.  Straight flexin.  Crashes to  Slalom Ace out.

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