Kelly Clarkson was Right

Anna Marno's inner dialogue while facing Raptor in the women's GS (As Gunnar pointed out, Super G.  But if you're looking for reliable ski racing news, this is probably not the site for you.  But it IS a little better than Alpine Press these days...) this weekend was all about her left ski.  Which she refers to as "U".  And since U been gone... Anna can't turn for the first time.  She's so gonna crash, yeah yeah.

Going for the Johnny Manziel Heisman pose is never a good idea while ski racing.

I give this blog a D+.  Sorry everyone, I'll try to do better in the future.  Here's an old recycled joke:  "Hey, Beaver Creek guest services?  Yes, this is Anna Marno.  I'm calling for lost and found.  Have you seen my outside ski?  Thanks so much."

Fire flame blogs coming soon from great crashes at Lake Louise.  Send good crashes to theamericanmob@gmail.com.  Slalom Ace out.