|Arc City resident holding onto that outside ski for a little long, it would seem.|
|Buddy! It's time to turn! Turn man! What are you doing?|
|Uh oh. Looks like the Croatian fighter pilot has achieved missile lock!|
|Only it's a courseworker instead of a MiG|
|Looks like there will be one survivor. One.|
|Point of impact. The shockwaves are reverberating through my screen.|
|Explosions. Fire. Goodbye, sweet Goose.|
Slalom Ace out. Send me stuff.