Video first. Sometimes I like to switch it up.
|How much does A'Cost'A ski race?|
A'Cost'About a groin and half of your brain cells.
|I see the previously established line. And I don't think good things in my head about your decision.|
|And your outside ski doesn't either. Quite frankly, the outside ski made a good choice.|
|This screenshot is tough for me. I know there is a lot of action, but I don't know what to focus on. If only there were some way to isolate the center of attention in th-|
|Oh, he was wearing number 13. Well, that's nice. The blue gate is bowing down to Chris in reverence.|
|Contact. Someone on Facebook commented, "Chris, I'm glad you have so much cushion for the pushin'!"|
Me too, person whose name I forget... me too.
|The snow takes back its own. Only the sole of the boot remains. The soul of the Chris has been sucked out by snow dementors. And finally:|
|Yeah, if you're a nurse in the ICU*|
Booyah baybee. Dykster still bringing the heat as always. Thank god. Slalom Ace out. Thanks to Heather and Ben for this crash. Send crashes to firstname.lastname@example.org.
*This joke is funny because Chris is fine.