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Thursday, December 19, 2013

WHOMP WHOMP Ski Racing

Classic unexpected drops... seen in the dubstep game, as well as in the GS game.  Both equally lethal.  Both equally filthy.  Sharp edges and sex appeal folks, that's the name of the game.  Chris Acosta walked away from this one.  Dykster did Dykster things.  And this is the sweet result.  Do you like art?  I know I do.

Video first.  Sometimes I like to switch it up.

How much does A'Cost'A ski race?
A'Cost'About a groin and half of your brain cells.
I see the previously established line.  And I don't think good things in my head about your decision.
And your outside ski doesn't either.  Quite frankly, the outside ski made a good choice. 
#Ohlookapenny
This screenshot is tough for me.  I know there is a lot of action, but I don't know what to focus on.  If only there were some way to isolate the center of attention in th-
PERFECT!
Oh, he was wearing number 13.  Well, that's nice.  The blue gate is bowing down to Chris in reverence.
Contact.  Someone on Facebook commented, "Chris, I'm glad you have so much cushion for the pushin'!"
Me too, person whose name I forget... me too.
The snow takes back its own.  Only the sole of the boot remains.  The soul of the Chris has been sucked out by snow dementors.  And finally:
Yeah, if you're a nurse in the ICU*
Booyah baybee.  Dykster still bringing the heat as always.  Thank god.  Slalom Ace out.  Thanks to Heather and Ben for this crash.  Send crashes to theamericanmob@gmail.com.

*This joke is funny because Chris is fine.

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