|*Microphone crackles* this is your captain |
|Turbulence! Turbulence! Return to your seats! No peanuts will be served!|
|Landing great down, but...|
|It's not looking good. Mayday, mayday, mayday. I'm never traveling on Fanchini Airlines again.|
|What would Dory do? Just keep swimming, keep on swimming. Keep on swimming, |
|Your seat cushion can also be used as a flotation device.|
UPDATE: Not from this crash but look at this picture I found of
Update #2: Apparently this is, in fact, Elena Fanchini.