Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Fanchini Airlines

Offering the highest quality service on short flights around Europe.  Nadia Elena Fanchini flies only after rolling down the windows.  Bad for air pressure, but it makes the hair look great.  So fly, Nadia Elena Fanchini.  There's nothing stopping you!  I personally like to pretend that Nadia Elena Fanchini in the night ski is like a shooting star... but she's the one that could use a wish right now.  Whammy.
*Microphone crackles* this is your captain Nadia Elena speaking, we have just reached cruising altitude.
Turbulence!  Turbulence!  Return to your seats!  No peanuts will be served!
Landing great down, but... 
It's not looking good.  Mayday, mayday, mayday.  I'm never traveling on Fanchini Airlines again.
What would Dory do?  Just keep swimming, keep on swimming.  Keep on swimming, Nadia Elena.
Your seat cushion can also be used as a flotation device.

Now I know what you're thinking.  Slalom Tokyo Drift, it's not Friday!  So why would you post a video that could easily qualify as #FlygandeFredag on a Tuesday?  I'll tell you why.  Because my #FlygandeFredag video for this week is fire flames hot.  Or should I say... #FireFlamesFlygandeFredag.  But you REALLY need to tune in tomorrow for potentially the video of the year.  Thanks to Meg for this submission.  Send more of that good good to theamericanmob@gmail.com.  Slalom Ace out.

UPDATE:  Not from this crash but look at this picture I found of Nadia Elena "Linguini" Fanchini.  Why do I call her that?  Because it's hard to ski when your legs are like overcooked pasta.

Update #2:  Apparently this is, in fact, Elena Fanchini.

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