|Are city resident. Perhaps not mayor. Not necessarily the conductor of the angles train, but close.|
|Hey, if you drew a straight line from where that inside ski is pointing, it looks like it would go...|
|...right about there. #straddlesaturday|
|Sometimes you gotta backseat freestyle a little bit. What would Liam Mulhern do?|
|He'd do it switch!|
|I hope Sam has floss to get that blue plastic out of his teeth. Or alternatively, I hope he has good dental insurance.|
Boo. Ya. Bay. Bee. Send me some pics of skiing this weekend so I can do a round up of the bad weather. Send me crashes. Daddy's thirsty. firstname.lastname@example.org. Thanks to Sam for the great footage and good luck this season to everyone. You're gonna need it. There are snow snakes everywhere. No one is safe. Slalom Ace out.
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