Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Snow Snake Pt. 3

More investigative journalism from Slalom Tokyo Drift.  Kind of insane, actually.  This snow snake coverage is really starting to heat up.  I smell a Pulitzer.

Part 1
Part 2

SO ANYWAYS from the land of the Ankenys and Ides, there is apparently a real life, 100% existent, legendary snow snake.  I'll let you, the trusty reader, do the rest.

This guy clearly went all the way to Lutsen and didn't even score.
The question is now -- are these snow snakes migrating?  They've been spotted everywhere from Chile to Vermont this season.  What's going on?  Could the climate change be affecting the habitat of the snow snake?  Or maybe even its appetite!  At this point, there are surely more questions than answers.  There is also more danger than safety.

But I'll tell you what... you won't see hard hitting journalism like this from Alpine Press or Ski Racing.  No way, no how.  A reminder, don't believe everything you read.  And only half of what you see.  And the next time you consider traveling to Lutsen for spring races, remember this... slaloms and snow snakes, that's what Minnesota does.  Back to regularly scheduled ski crashes soon.  Slalom Ace out.

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