|Big boy angles. Big boy speed. Big boy GS hill.|
|But little boy bindings... TURN (your bindings) DOWN FOR WHAT!|
|Look at this elegance in the face of near-certain death. Let's go Maca. Grace under pressure.|
|The 360 has been completed. Time to resume the course, try to make flip at the very least.|
|Ohhhhh WHAMMY but at least it's not a...|
|DOUBLE WHAMMY oh wait... wait it could be a double whammy.|
Vacation day 3 update: Hit 70 today on powder skis because George told me I had to. Gonna get a little weird tonight and then George and I are taking the moped up to Wyoming, the birthplace of powder snow and Annie Proulx. Send me videos firstname.lastname@example.org. Slalom ace out.