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Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Double Ejection -- Whammy

An unfortunate series of events takes place for our boy Kye Moffat, whose email is obviously skisquaw4life.  Which is honestly a little restrained for a Moffat.  I don't know if you've met Keith... I got him a Squaw t-shirt and a trail map for his birthday once, and he said he didn't need it because he had the Squaw logo tattooed on his chest, the trail map tatted on his back, and then he said that he never wore a shirt and couldn't read.  Very interesting stuff.  Anyway, let's take the boys to Snow King, which I can assure you isn't the King of anything.  Not even the best ski area in its area code.

   

Whammy whammy whammy.  Check the back DIN, check the achilles.  This is not a good scene.  All I can think right now is... if you're a coach, what do you even say?  How do you possibly go from this:

To this:

To finally a bit of this...

It's enough to drive a man to drankin'.  Daddy loves all of you.  Ski season is winding down... but Slalom Tokyo Drift is not.  Slalom Ace out.

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