Saturday, April 19, 2014

From The Beretta

Putting all the holes in your sweater, the money getter, downhill crashes don't get better!  Carlo Beretta sent me this crash that is simply money in the bank.  It's his own downfall in the Europa cup at Wengen this year.  I really like when things go from bad to worse.  That is really kind of the theme of this video.  Fortunately, Carlo sent me this video, so we know he's still alive and functional enough to type!  So that's nice.

You want the breakdown?  Here's the breakdown.

Well, safe to say Carlo's day is over.  Let's just dial it into a quick stop and call it good.
Or sit down and shit your pants. 
At this point I just don't know what to think.  Carlo, you aren't even in the same time zone as that gate.
Alright, let's hit the brakes before the fence.  You've got a lot of room.
Or... you could do that.
At some point, a coach was like "Guys, I think we should set up a third layer of fencing."  A bunch of other coaches thought, "Buddy, are you effing kidding?" but they did it anyway.  Carlo proved that one coach right.  Never underestimate the slalomtokyodrifting that can go on.  Life is a battlefield.
Thanks to Carlo for the crash!  I'm glad you're okay.  Some of the Slalom Tokyo Drift boys are hitting Tuckerman's ravine tomorrow!  Booyah baybeeee.  Also if there are any good pics from Buff Ball send them my way... or maybe kayak videos.  Don't make me start screenshotting snapchats, ya dig?  Crashes to  Slalom Ace out.

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