Monday, April 14, 2014

Just Another Day of GS Training For a Slalom Skier

From the mean slopes of Canada comes a big old Trevor White crash, brought to you by Mike Janyk and sent to me by Christian.  It has elements of #toepiecetuesday.  It has elements of #FLYGANDEFREDAG.  I have a lot of confusion watching this.  But nowhere near as much confusion as Trevor White.  He left a lot of brain cells out there.  Talk about leaving it all on the field.  Jesus.  Potential nominee for top 10 crash videos of the year.  Big boys, big dreams... big crashes.  Sounds like an average day in Canada.  The best part about Canada is their Slalom Tokyo Drift submissions run for just SO long.  As they say, there are two seasons in Canada... Winter, and July.  Without futher ado:

Let's check the play by play.

But when you dance along that low line...
You gotta pay the piper.
I like this exact point.  Nothing bad has happened yet.  But you know it will.  I know it will.  We all do. 
BAM!  Give me flip number one.
Back bruises for days.  I get it I get it.
Can I get a flip number two?
Amen!  Hallelujah!  Praise toepiece tuesday.
Headplant.  You know what this calls for.  Every single time.

And can I get a third flip? 
Eh, we'll call it 2.5.
Bam.  I love my job.  Trevor, I hope you're okay.  Crashes to  Slalom Ace out.

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