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Monday, April 7, 2014

Revenge Is Best Served Cold

Potential nominee for top 10 videos of the year.  There's being cold and bitter, and then there's bitter cold... and then there's being bitter and cold in the bitterly cold.  Keep up.  My girl Susan dashing through the snow on a one horse open sleigh, just dangling up and down the slalom course.  But before you know it, Susan is breaking blue gates just like she breaks hearts.  Often, and without warning.  Take a look:


WOW!  Is anyone trying to tell me inanimate objects don't have souls or active agendas right now?  I sure hope not.  Otherwise, I'll introduce you to Susan.  Take a look at this unfortunate series of events.  PS I should definitely start doing the Buzzfeed "And you'll never believe what happens next!"

Season 1 Episode 9 of GoT.  "No they're definitely not gonna do it this is all a buildup"
Goodbye Ned Stark.  Lord of the Winterfell, former blue gate.  Beheaded.
At a certain point, this gate goes so high it's out of the video footage entirely. 
But what goes up must come down...
Sidenote, the double vision in this video is driving me nuts.  It's like that time I was so hung over forerunning I couldn't tell if I was seeing double coming over a roll or if there was an undergate I had missed during the inspection I had also missed.  Still scored sub 20s though.  Okay back to the previously scheduled attraction:

"Have... fun... skiing over... my corpse....." the blue gate rattled before finally passing away calmly with both eyes closed. 
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.  A crash for a crash makes it onto Slalom Tokyo Drift.
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Thanks to Roman for the great video.  Send me stuff at theamericanmob@gmail.com.  Slalom Ace out.

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