|A goddamn savage, making a mockery of our human civilization.|
I am putting out a bounty. One thirty rack of your choice for the hat. Two thirty racks for the hat... with this lady's head still in it.* We are looking for a UNH or Colby lady with large back muscles and delicately pretty flow.
Let the hunt begin.
Slalom Ace out.
*Please try to keep blood off the hat.