Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Olivia Bradley -- Whammy Wednesday

Unfortunately, there isn't a day of the week that starts with C.  So this can't be #combinationcuesday or anything like that.  So we'll just go ahead and call it #whammywednesday and move on.  Olivia Bradley going from 100 to 0 real quick, real fucking quick.  To be honest, I'm still not sure what happened.  The easy guess is snowsnake, but it could be more.  I don't like to just throw that phrase around, jah feel?

Let's break it down and see if we can solve the mystery:
Gates laying sideways and swinging around.  Olivia looks like a Spartan carving her way through a squad of Persian slaves.
When ALL OF A SUDDEN she put her right foot in and her left leg out...
She put both hands in and she shook em all about...
Her head had lots of whiplash and she killed a couple cells, that's what CTE's all about!
Get those Impact Tests done, ladies and gents.  That snow isn't getting any more forgiving, and you are feeeer suuuuure not straddling any less.  Crashes to theamericanmob@gmail.com.  Slalom Ace out.

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