Unfortunately, there isn't a day of the week that starts with C. So this can't be #combinationcuesday or anything like that. So we'll just go ahead and call it #whammywednesday and move on. Olivia Bradley going from 100 to 0 real quick, real fucking quick. To be honest, I'm still not sure what happened. The easy guess is snowsnake, but it could be more. I don't like to just throw that phrase around, jah feel?
Let's break it down and see if we can solve the mystery:
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| Gates laying sideways and swinging around. Olivia looks like a Spartan carving her way through a squad of Persian slaves. |
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| When ALL OF A SUDDEN she put her right foot in and her left leg out... |
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| She put both hands in and she shook em all about... |
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| Her head had lots of whiplash and she killed a couple cells, that's what CTE's all about! |
Get those Impact Tests done, ladies and gents. That snow isn't getting any more forgiving, and you are feeeer suuuuure not straddling any less. Crashes to theamericanmob@gmail.com. Slalom Ace out.
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