|Dear diary. Today, I shit my pants.|
|That ski is getting away from Sam like a fuel tank leaving a shuttle.|
|This is where I show you a visual representation of my simile.|
|I love this. I love this so much. Look at Sam's face. Pure terror. Who knew you should be wearing shin guards for GS?|
|But it looks like he's gonna pull this off! Hard arcing, this should be no problem to come to a quick stop.|
|Whoops. I also like how Sam's other ski is now following him like a heat seeking missile.|
|What a sweet DNF. This had just about everything a young boy needs in a crash. And it all started with Marker bindings.|
Thanks to Sam for the crash! Send the goods to firstname.lastname@example.org. Slalom Ace out.