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Tuesday, November 10, 2015
Banger Chile Crash Featuring Snowsnake
Maia Papaya getting EATEN ALIVE by the Southern Snowsnakes. Like... I'm talking get the tourniquets, suck the venom out, do all that stuff required to stay alive. Which is perfect, because if there's anything Chile is known for, it's their prompt attention and educated medical staffs. Also (audio) you know anytime the coach calls for a "stop start" and you're only a third of the way done with your crash, it's gonna be good.
You've been... THUNDERSTRUCK/snakebit
That left ski has the right idea
Crashes to email@example.com. Slalom Ace out.