By far the sneakiest part about this crash is that there's a lesson going on in the back. "And if you'll turn around, you'll see a poor boy with his life flashing in front of his eyes! Keep an eye on where his ligaments land!"
|Oh look! A penny!|
|Very admirable staying up at this point.|
|"I should have been a chess player"|
Crashes to email@example.com. Slalom Ace out.