Put Your Headphones On

These crashes are all about audio, so plug in those headphones and crank it the fuck up.  Let's take it from the top:

Megan, is your coach Woody Harrelson?  Seriously, who found this guy and told him to stand on the side of a race hill?

Oh you thought the REVENANT had carnage in a winter setting that ultimately won't lead to an award win?

Yeah?  You're gonna get a little farm in Manchester?  Well you better switch it from a three bedroom to a two bedroom, because THAT KID JUST DIED.

Thanks coach.  That's the name of the game right there.  Gotta get that footy for the boys.

Wish I had someone like this in my life on Friday and Saturday nights.  "WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!"

Slalom Ace out.