Not A Great Crash

But narrated by the same Woody Harrellson imposter somewhere out west... who is this man?  I have to find him and ask him if I can mow his lawn.

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Who Is... Keyzer Snowze

Slalom Tokyo Drift is.

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Captain Ace

What's cooler than ski crashes?  Almost nothing... except for chartering ruggedly handsome captains for your sailboat!  Check out our boy Ace here:

Can I talk to you in the V-Berth for a sec?

And some of the blogs... Slalom Ace out.

Friday Shark Bar

Friday, Shark Bar, Kaya with Frank Ski, Right on the flo' is where you can find me!

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HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE!!!

Audio absolutely required.

RIP Goose.  Slalom Ace out.

All The Best Skiers Have One

A good pole plant:

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Wait For It Wednesday

Wait for it... wait for it... WAIT FOR IT!

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Slightly Impressive Save

When your mom says you don't need twintips so you gotta prove her wrong.

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Not Much Cooler Than Candide Thovex

This one speaks for itself.

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Do Start Fails Ever Get Old?

No, no, they do not.

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Monday Morning Vibes

The coaches told Haley to go big or go home... she went home.

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Doctor: "Bad News"

... you have Hepatitis... SEND.

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Ice Cream Saturday

When ur lactose intolerant so u eat ice cream to fart urself downhill faster.

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CAL DID THE PENGUIN SLIDE!

On video, bud!

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From Bad To Worse

This is pretty drifty.  I like when people get pretty drifty.

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Fast and Furious Friday

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters." - Dom Toretto, and @ellmartin, I think.

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Pipe It Up!

Coming into the weekend like... #facefirstfriday

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There's The Bad Boy Line...

And then there's the BAD BOY LINE.  This is the latter.  Jesus.

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B-Net Is Goooooooood

I think if you look closely, his/her boot might come off...

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Crash 2/10

But the roll for effect afterwards... 11/10.  You should try out for the Italian Soccer team with moves like that!

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7-10 Split

The hardest shot in all of bowling!

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Too Turnt Tuesday

This guy's ski has seen better days...

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It's A Whammy

It's definitely a whammy... but it's starting to look like... it's a DOUBLE WHAMMY!

Requisite:

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Bad Boys Do Bad Boy Things

You know what's cool?  Not trying.

You know who's going into a tree face first?  This guy....

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Monday Morning Metaphor

Dear Monday.  I want to break up.  I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.  Sincerely, Rowen.

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Pipe It Up!

Things are going well... actually, scratch that.  Things are going REALLY well.

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Yard Sale! Yard Sale!

All things must go!

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There Are No Words

This looks like a race that might have been 990+ to me...

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Henry Ford

As Henry Ford once said... whether you think you can or you think you can't... you're right.  Well, that was a good use of time and money.

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Burke Upper Training Hill

When you forget to sign up for the Fenway Big Air contest, so you gotta get your spins in during GS training:

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Centriphone

Kinda.  Frickin.  Chill.

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Finish Line Friday

Boo - yah - bay - bee, booyah bay-bee, PEW PEW!  The weekend huh?  You almost made it...

 

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WILDLIFE WEDNESDAY

Thank the good lord on high!  A Wildlife Wednesday like no other!  Slalom training at Mont-Tremblant.

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Ladies And Gentlemen...

The Boston College Ski Team!  That spin by Trevor Lennox was beautiful.  It almost looked intentional!  Who put that B-net there... you wouldn't put B-net on an ice rink for figure skating, would you?

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Andorra

B-Net Investigation, Andorra crash.  Andorra is a small country.  That's a big crash.

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Shiffrin (Jumpman Remix)

Oh my god... Slalom Tokyo Drift did it again.  What a time to be alive.

Previous years' editions:

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Two Girls One Crash

Ouch.

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